The thing with Louis is that he just doesn't get it.

How often on X Factor have you heard him say, "I like them all," or, "I don't see why we have to pick any of them."  LOUIS, IT'S OBVIOUS WHY, YOU'RE THE JUDGE.  IT'S YOUR JOB.  Think about it; a fireman wouldn't say, "I don't see why we have to put the fire out."

Whenever it's down to Louis to make the decision he says, "Kate, it's so difficult, I don't know..."  God spare us from this man. 

Remember, Louis is also responsible for bringing us Westlife.  Enough said.

We also find Leprechauns to be quite scary and Louis reminds us of them, our favourite mythical creature is the Pixie.

Plus have you ever seen him do anything other than smile?  Even when Sharon Osbourne threw water all over him he was smiling - THEN HE COMPLAINED THAT HE COULD HAVE BEEN ELECTROCUTED!  Sorry, but last time I was frying in an electrical bath, I DIDN'T SMILE.

We don't really want to hurt Louis, that's why we're allowing you to punch him in virtual reality - he does have one positive after all: his involvement in Girls Aloud.  Hubba.